Archive for July, 2009

Wife carrying

Wife carrying

I stumbled across an article on IOL about a “wife carrying contest”. I was of course immediately intrigued, being an unmarried lad and any uses for a wife that may be advantageous should be investigated and aforementioned status be changed should the positives outweigh the negatives. Imagine my surprise when my investigation revealed this...

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Choke

Choke

An unexpected gem of a movie. One of those I picked as a “there’s nothing else left in the store, I’ve got nothing to lose” movies, but which turned out to be really good. Excerpts from the NYT review: “As it toys with nihilism and hurls poisoned darts at religion, medicine and self-help, it...

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Recoil

Recoil

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Taste

A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?” The professor responded: “Yes, that’s correct” adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl...

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If men wrote advice columns…

If men wrote advice columns…

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together....

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Splattered into strawberry jam

I’m doing this as a public service, my bit to fight back against all those email spammers & 411 scammers, asking you for bank details, or sweet talking you with stories about vast sums of money stuck in limbo and only you, yes lucky, trustworthy and steadfast you can help set the riches free, for...

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Poster fun

Something to brighten up this very serious Thursday….

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Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

After receiving a second round of  mail within a month containing a piece by Regina Brett, columnist for Cleveland’s The Plain Dealer, and being tempted to post it up for a second time, I decided to rather go for the lyrics of that one hit wonder “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)” by Baz Luhrmann...

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