Archive for October, 2009

Wonderful Definitions

Wonderful Definitions

School A place where parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. Nurse A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains...

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You cant fix stupid

You cant fix stupid

“Die gemaskerde sopbene” strikes….. DailyMail: “Would-be burglars Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller’s masterplan contained one tiny flaw – their ‘disguises’ comprised of masks drawn on their faces using pemanent marker pen. The pair had been reported after a witness spotted two men ‘with painted faces’ trying to break into a flat in Carroll, Iowa....

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A-Team remake

A-Team remake

According to Gather.com, the A-Team remake is currently in production in Vancouver, British Columbia. Now this was one hell of a TV series, back when they still had good TV without commercial breaks – I’ll be counting the sleeps until this one hits the streets. Judging by the pic, they’ve chosen really good look-alikes,...

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Fetch! There’s a good boy…… or not?

Fetch! There’s a good boy…… or not?

This must be the ultimate slap in the face of any African. We’re the only continent (at least of which I know) who coaxes the leaders to act in some kind of reasonable manner with a massive prize as incentive to do so. Sounds a bit like preschool.

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Shaiking sickness

Shaiking sickness

I wonder if he’ll be cured once he gets his pardon?

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(drama) Queen Julia Malema to (finally) shut up :-P

(drama) Queen Julia Malema to (finally) shut up :-P

JOHANNESBURG. In a radical change of policy, ANC Youth League leader Julius Malema has announced that he will no longer comment on things about which he knows nothing – a move that analysts suggest is tantamount to taking a vow of silence.  

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Overheard

Overheard

“Nicholis Louw happened because no one patrolled the borders….the borders with Germiston” Rian van Heerden …and if you ask me Kurt Darren and Dozi too.

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World Egg Day

World Egg Day

via Activist.co.za and UrbanSprout.co.za: Battery eggs are produced by hens who live in cramped, caged conditions with a space allowance each of 75% of an A4 sheet of paper. Their beaks are always seared off and they do not have access to sunlight or the ability to exercise any of their basic behavioural needs...

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New project: Building a bouldering wall

New project: Building a bouldering wall

What is bouldering? What is a bouldering wall? Shortly, bouldering is a condensed form of rock climbing. The routes are short, steep and hard. An artificial wall is used for training during the week as the rock climbing or bouldering locations are often too far to get to after work. I’m in exactly that position...

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It’s a size thing

Smart Car Vs Lamborghini – Watch more Funny Videos

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