An eye for the immaculate

From the DailyMail: “Even before his eyesight drastically deteriorated, Will Palmer was never to be seen when the housework needed doing in his home.

But after a corneal transplant to correct a serious visidailn problem, the father-of-three has suddenly become obsessive about the cleaning.

In fact, so profound is Mr Palmer’s new-found devotion to housework  -  to the delight of his long-suffering partner, hospice worker Sarah Gadsby, 45  -  that he believes his transplanted cornea must have been donated by a woman.”

“The late donor of Mr Palmer’s new cornea will remain anonymous so he will never know for sure whether it came from a woman or not, although he is in no doubt.
‘For some reason seeing the grime gets right on my nerves.’

‘It started as a joke that I must have been given the cornea of a woman but I really do think it’s true,’ he said.

‘There’s a reason why men don’t clean like this and I think it’s because we just don’t see the dirt, but I see it everywhere I go.’”

Must be, he seems to be babbling like a woman too <dodge>

I very much prefer this version, as long as she did not have an operation too and used to be called “Steve”

Tags: babe, Domesticated man-animal