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Suck it in

August 24, 2012
Suck it in

We’ll just squeeze the shit out of you….

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A Sticky Subject

August 23, 2012
A Sticky Subject

“On Wednesday the University of Johannesburg hosted ‘Never Again’, a public meeting on the Marikana mining massacre last week. One by one, speakers made clear their disillusionment with the ANC-led government to do anything more than enrich themselves at the expense of the poor. And when Cosatu-affiliated National Union of Mineworkers attempted to give their…

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Ruining a country: A how-to-guide by our beloved government

August 23, 2012

Not very constructive, I know...

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Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins

August 22, 2012
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything - Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

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Daisy does 30

August 21, 2012

Epic. As in R10 double brandy special epic.

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Verses Versus

August 21, 2012
Verses Versus

(Thanks to Mistress for "Invictus", the inspiration this post)

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All apologies

August 11, 2012

To my best friend, I owe you unreserved apologies. I have been angry for some time now, feeling betrayed at something which is in the grand scheme of things insignificant. When I called you I was angry at you for not being there, not making the call you said you would and not answering an…

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There be dragons

August 5, 2012
There be dragons

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist.

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Emile’s Economic Emancipation. Part 1

August 3, 2012
Emile’s Economic Emancipation. Part 1

See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do...

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Real assholes

July 27, 2012
Real assholes

“Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894.

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