Author Archive for emile

The best thing to do with that memo from your boss

……is to wipe your ass with it. “Japanese scientists have come up with an ingenious method of recycling the mountains of office paper waste – by turning it into toilet paper. The oddly named ‘White Goat’ machine is 6ft-tall and weighs…

Gridlock gadget

 My friend Henry passed this on to me, quite nice if you ask me: A Google Maps page with all the current traffic problems around Johannesburg and Pretoria. Everything from out-of-order traffic lights to speed traps and even spots where taxi’s cause a lot of…

Hang around for a while

The object of my new affection, called a “Hangdog” made by Gecko grips. I’ve had it for a while, but it’s been long since I used it – had to clear out wasp nests in the pockets…. Anyways, with my…

The police are not friendly with criminals

….. even if that criminal is hardened devils fork palisade. A member of the intrepid “Blue Light Brigade” proves they are willing to go all the way. (pics taken on 2010-01-27 at around 17:30 in Sunnyside)

Mid week motivation

This is a bit of a guilt post. There’s been so many things I’ve wanted to write about, but somehow the inspiration to actually do it escaped me. A slight case of lost creativity, perhaps a proof of the use…

Christmas frog?

…actually a Cuban tree frog that’s got a taste for Christmas lights. This guy found the frog in his back yard after it swallowed the light. Thinking it was dead, he took a few pics, but was pleasantly surprised when…

Tough chick

The short version for the uninformed: Joost Van Der Westhuizen is a SA Rugby hero who got caught in a sex video scandal, first denying it and ultimately admitting it. Amor Vittone is his celebrity / singer wife. Most of the…