Author Archive for emile

Mid week motivation

This is a bit of a guilt post. There’s been so many things I’ve wanted to write about, but somehow the inspiration to actually do it escaped me. A slight case of lost creativity, perhaps a proof of the use…

Christmas frog?

…actually a Cuban tree frog that’s got a taste for Christmas lights. This guy found the frog in his back yard after it swallowed the light. Thinking it was dead, he took a few pics, but was pleasantly surprised when…

Tough chick

The short version for the uninformed: Joost Van Der Westhuizen is a SA Rugby hero who got caught in a sex video scandal, first denying it and ultimately admitting it. Amor Vittone is his celebrity / singer wife. Most of the…

Wonderful Definitions

School A place where parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. Nurse A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It’s…

You cant fix stupid

“Die gemaskerde sopbene” strikes….. DailyMail: “Would-be burglars Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller’s masterplan contained one tiny flaw – their ‘disguises’ comprised of masks drawn on their faces using pemanent marker pen. The pair had been reported after a witness spotted…

A-Team remake

According to Gather.com, the A-Team remake is currently in production in Vancouver, British Columbia. Now this was one hell of a TV series, back when they still had good TV without commercial breaks – I’ll be counting the sleeps until…

Fetch! There’s a good boy…… or not?

This must be the ultimate slap in the face of any African. We’re the only continent (at least of which I know) who coaxes the leaders to act in some kind of reasonable manner with a massive prize as incentive to…