All the stuff that should not be taken too seriously
On a lighter note, since it’s Friday and I don’t want to be down about the other news: “Peanut butter sandwiches could be the secret to beating heart disease, says a study. Snacking on peanuts or peanut butter at least five days a week can nearly halve the risk of a heart attack.” Somebody...
It is the month of June. A resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a $100...
(Thanks Marshall) A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the Pearly Gates when St Peter asks the first girl: “Tiffany, have you ever had contact with a male organ?” She giggles and shyly replies: “Well, once I touched the head...
I spotted this startling phenomenon: Funny how those cut-outs make her body gravitate towards it. I’m sure, judging by the clear evidence shown above, if those cut-outs were to be placed above the bust line, the need for all those push-up & volumising bra’s would be eliminated by the anti-gravitational forces of “The Cut-Out”. I’m...
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new church member, of being an alcoholic after she...
My friend Pletterpet will probably give a well thought out write up about this new game, but I thought I’d jump the queue and just mention it briefly. Scribblenauts is a fancy puzzle game on a console, similar so those old Donkey Kong games, based on the new Nintendo DS console. According to Pletterpet, these go...
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and spots another man (Veli) on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language. He points at his eye meaning “I”, points at his knee meaning, “need”,...
That’s right, the subject has been caught by surprise and these stolen pics have been leaked onto the interwebs…..
