Innovation inc. : Anti-gravity “bra”

I spotted this startling phenomenon:

Funny how those cut-outs make her body gravitate towards it. I’m sure, judging by the clear evidence shown above, if those cut-outs were to be placed above the bust line, the need for all those push-up & volumising bra’s would be eliminated by the anti-gravitational forces of “The Cut-Out”. I’m just afraid that  now that the secrets’ out, both my & the “Cut-out Artist”‘s life is danger from the volumising-bra cartel’s. ;-P

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