Ruining a country: A how-to-guide by our beloved government

August 23, 2012
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Not very constructive, I know...

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Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins

August 22, 2012
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Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything - Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

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Daisy does 30

August 21, 2012
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Epic. As in R10 double brandy special epic.

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Verses Versus

August 21, 2012
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Verses Versus

(Thanks to Mistress for "Invictus", the inspiration this post)

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All apologies

August 11, 2012
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To my best friend, I owe you unreserved apologies. I have been angry for some time now, feeling betrayed at something which is in the grand scheme of things insignificant. When I called you I was angry at you for not being there, not making the call you said you would and not answering an…

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There be dragons

August 5, 2012
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There be dragons

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist.

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