Wonderful Definitions

School A place where parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. Nurse A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It’s…

You cant fix stupid

“Die gemaskerde sopbene” strikes….. DailyMail: “Would-be burglars Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller’s masterplan contained one tiny flaw – their ‘disguises’ comprised of masks drawn on their faces using pemanent marker pen. The pair had been reported after a witness spotted…

A-Team remake

According to Gather.com, the A-Team remake is currently in production in Vancouver, British Columbia. Now this was one hell of a TV series, back when they still had good TV without commercial breaks – I’ll be counting the sleeps until…

Overheard

“Nicholis Louw happened because no one patrolled the borders….the borders with Germiston” Rian van Heerden …and if you ask me Kurt Darren and Dozi too.