Tough choices

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

Cheeky Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced…

Another legends passes

As a wannabe rockstar I often stood and gazed at a Gibson Les Paul guitar, imagining how it might magically make my playing sound better. This from the Daily Mail (August 14th): “Guitarist and instrument innovator Les Paul has died at the…

The Cure

I’m sure no one will believe me, but I put together this mail about 5 years ago while working at Axiz. The “newspaper article” is an old joke, but I added “The cure”, and now finally it’s come back full…

Save our wine

From IOL: “The government has given researchers the nod to grow genetically modified (GM) grapevines in field trials at Stellenbosch University. The researchers are developing a grapevine that will be genetically modified to resist fungal disease. If successful, the vine…