Sign language

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw
and spots another man (Veli) on the 1st floor. He yells down to him,
but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he
tries sign language. He points at his eye meaningĀ  “I”, points at his
knee meaning, “need”, and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw
motion.
The man on the 1st floor (Veli) nods his head, pulls down his
pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so
angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts, ” What the f#ck is wrong
with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!”
The other guy says, “I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I’m coming.”

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