I’m doing this as a public service, my bit to fight back against all those email spammers & 411 scammers, asking you for bank details, or sweet talking you with stories about vast sums of money stuck in limbo and only you, yes lucky, trustworthy and steadfast you can help set the riches free, for handsome a fee for your trouble of course.
I’ve grown tired of just swearing at them – it probably just gets removed by their spam filters anyway. There’s no satisfaction in deleting the ones that manage to get through my spam filters.
What else is left?
In my time as a moderator at climb.co.za, I’ve come across many different forms of spammers & so called “bots” leaving all sorts of run of the mill porn links. There was however one exception of a fairly coherent bot, making the post as I’ve pasted below. I thought it was (for a piece created by software at least) quite clever, end kept it, not really knowing why. But, all thing happen for a reason:
I present to you the ultimate reply to emails not worthy of a reply, a reply which states so much yet says so little, the reply to end all replies – I present to you the piece I call “Splattered into strawberry jam” – simply hit reply, and paste this puppy in there.
”
Jennifer Aniston has recently starred in a dog flick picture direct, done a photoshoot with a dog and charmed all her clothes off.
That news stand up one’s less apt, to be fair. But it virtually to be sure happened. The in the matter of is, Jennifer Aniston does a lot of gorge with dogs. Including, ostensibly, rescuing dogs from confident liquidation after they dart out into Sunset Boulevard without warning.
So yay for Jennifer Aniston. And yay for Angelina Jolie, for when she realises that Jennifer Aniston has got more headlines than her and separate-handedly repopulates the sphere’s Iberian Lynx community entirely out of her womb as retaliation.
institute no faux pas here – Marley And Me saved Jennifer Aniston’s career. forward of that came along, Jennifer was stuck in a run of majorly hapless talkies, to some extent leading talkies that were objectively woeful and transparently regard-seeking lesbian TV bitparts.
But Marley And Me changed all that forever. Not merely was it a mob one flick picture expo, but it also allowed Jennifer Aniston to donation an Oscar, trick down a troop of taboo offers and direct oneself in magazines that don’t exclusively run pictures of her accompanied by the headline ‘SAD JEN in any event WON’T BRAD GO!’
And because of this, Jennifer Aniston has vowed to be a champion of the dog community. There’s nothing that Jennifer Aniston won’t do for dogs to direct how thankful she is for Marley And Me – she’ll range their sticks for them if they’re suspicion too fatigued, she’ll lick their testicles if they’ve got arthritis in their necks and aren’t superior to do so themselves, and she’ll plainly discontinue them from being splattered into strawberry jam underneath the wheels of recklessly-impelling traffic.
“
And yes. It’s keyword laden which doesn’t hurt when posted on a new blog like this. I’m a page-hit-whore, sue me ;-P
