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• Tilt
• Askew
• Do a Barrel roll
• What Is The Loneliest Number
• Where is Chuck Norris
• Recursion
• The next one you must start fresh: then search for google gravity and click on “I’m feeling lucky”. Now look for the search box and search for more stuff
• once in a blue moon
• The next one, also start clean, search for google pig latin and click on “I’m feeling lucky”

English not your preferred language? Try these url’s for language variations on Google:
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-elmer
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-hacker
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-piglatin
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-bork
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-klingon

Or for the ultimate blast from the past:
Enter “Google Pacman” and hit “I’m feeling lucky”

Have fun!!

He is introduced to the class by the teacher, Miss Wesizwe. She says to the class: “Let’s show the inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question.” The inspector decides to ask a biblical question.

He asks: “Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?”

For a full minute there is absolute silence. The children all just stare at him blankly.

Eventually Sipho raises his hand. The Inspector points excitedly to him. Sipho stands up and says: “Sir, I don’t know who broke down the walls of Jericho, but I am innocent.”

The inspector looks at the teacher for an explanation. She says: “Well, I’ve known Sipho since the beginning of the year and I believe that if he says that he didn’t do it, then he didn’t do it.”

The inspector is shocked at the level of ignorance and storms down to the principal’s office and tells him what happened.

The principal replies: “Look I don’t know the boy, but I socialise every now and then with his teacher and I believe her. If she feels that the boy was not involved, then he must be innocent.”

The inspector can’t believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone on the principal’s desk and dials the Minister of Education. He relates the entire episode and asks her what she thinks of the education standard in the school.

The Minister sighs heavily and replies: “Eish wena. You know I am very busy. I don’t know the boy, the teacher or the principal. Just get three quotes and have the wall fixed by my brother.”

Perfectionism & masochism feeding of each other…

(thanks Carla!)