Posts Tagged ‘ JOTD ’
Taste
A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?” The professor responded: “Yes, that’s correct” adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl...
If men wrote advice columns…
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together....
Splattered into strawberry jam
I’m doing this as a public service, my bit to fight back against all those email spammers & 411 scammers, asking you for bank details, or sweet talking you with stories about vast sums of money stuck in limbo and only you, yes lucky, trustworthy and steadfast you can help set the riches free, for...
Poster fun
Something to brighten up this very serious Thursday….
Deja Dome
Climbed Wellingtons Dome again – wanted to do both “Sexy Lady” and “Older, slower, wiser”, but took too long on “Sexy Lady”. Lead it all the way though. Next time….. This Monday is slightly blue, pale at least, no particular reason. Saw this on “Texts from last night” & it made me feel better :...
Stimulus plan
It is the month of June. A resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a $100...
Holy water
(Thanks Marshall) A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the Pearly Gates when St Peter asks the first girl: “Tiffany, have you ever had contact with a male organ?” She giggles and shyly replies: “Well, once I touched the head...
Judge not….
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new church member, of being an alcoholic after she...
