Foot in mouth

Spotted on Rian van Heerden’s profile: “I was interviewing a woman who survived a suicide attempt. She shot herself through the head and without realising exactly what I was saying, I asked: ‘So what’s the first thing that went through…


One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.

Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?

Cyber sex failure

IRC chat rooms are logged for various reasons, ons this site you can find a collection of the outrageous conversations that took place.


A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?” The professor…

If men wrote advice columns…

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your…