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Taste

A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?” The professor…

If men wrote advice columns…

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your…

Splattered into strawberry jam

I’m doing this as a public service, my bit to fight back against all those email spammers & 411 scammers, asking you for bank details, or sweet talking you with stories about vast sums of money stuck in limbo and…

Deja Dome

Climbed Wellingtons Dome again – wanted to do both “Sexy Lady” and “Older, slower, wiser”, but took too long on “Sexy Lady”. Lead it all the way though. Next time….. This Monday is slightly blue, pale at least, no particular reason.…

Stimulus plan

It is the month of June. A resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly,…

Holy water

(Thanks Marshall) A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the Pearly Gates when St Peter asks the first girl: “Tiffany, have you ever had contact with…