……is to wipe your ass with it.
“Japanese scientists have come up with an ingenious method of recycling the mountains of office paper waste – by turning it into toilet paper. The oddly named ‘White Goat’ machine is 6ft-tall and weighs a hefty 94st. It works using an automatic system that creates one new roll from 40 sheets of A4 in just 30 minutes.”
from the DailyMail
